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#1 User is offline   MR_TMOV 

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Posted 22 November 2005 - 11:23 PM

THANKS to the wonderful folks,
Mr. and Mrs. R. Stuart of medford oregon.
sent to me in an email just now.

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If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their
famous sketch, "Who's on First?" might have turned out something like this:

COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.

ABBOTT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.

ABBOTT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

ABBOTT: Software for Windows?

COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

ABBOTT: I just did.

COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOTT: Recommend something.

COSTELLO: You recommended something?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: For my office?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.

COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

ABBOTT: Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: Word in Office.

COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".

COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

ABBOTT: One copy.

COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

(A few days later)

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?


ABBOTT: Click on "START".............

an ende.

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Posted 23 November 2005 - 06:02 AM

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their infamous sketch, "Who's on First?"


NOT "infamous", TMOV, just "famous". :D

At least to us older ducks in the pond. :unsure:

How many of the forum readers know and understand "Who's on first?" ? I would think not too many. :unsure:

Thanks for sharing the "update" though. I enjoyed it. :D ;)
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Posted 23 November 2005 - 08:43 AM

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How many of the forum readers know and understand "Who's on first?"

Well here's one who does. Bud & Lou were always my favorite comedy team. Unfortunately, the talent they [and other comedians like Red Skelton, Jackie Gleason] had back in that era has been lost today.
"THE BAD GUYS DON'T NEED A SEARCH WARRANT. ARE YOU PROTECTED?"


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Posted 23 November 2005 - 10:59 AM

Gertrude and Heathcliff,
two of my favorites of Mr.Skelton's routines.
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Posted 23 November 2005 - 11:05 AM

Why...................






LEFT FIELD!


Oh yeah, a classic.

I agree quietman, few 'comedians' these days have it

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Posted 25 November 2005 - 07:08 PM

:blush: :o

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